This fucking woman
You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via pizza)
how much would it cost to buy fall out boy
Probably more than you bargained for.
(Source: 5sos-stfu, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via pizza)
you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you