This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
I love this!
y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies
Are you seriously complaining about the love for dogs on this website… Chill…. Hug your mother…
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.